Basswoofers

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Put a little mustard on it!

Shit eh... At least this Breakfast doesn't need any more creamy, yellow flavor. Liquid Stranger chock-filled it with nasty instead. Yum-yums.

Oddsokz - Destroy
Jesus, the synthness! Look out for more from this guy.. New on the scene, it seems, but with a sound like that, it won't be long until he can buy himself a couple matching pairs of ankle socks.

Liquid Stranger - Ripple
This guy just won't quit... Ripple? More like tidal wave.

Datsik & Excision - Swagga (Downlink Remix)
Maybe you want another remix of Swagga today. Maybe you don't. Downlink thinks you should have one. Are you gonna say no to Downlink? Is that what you're gonna do? Save the attitude, mustard tits. Hit play.

Hey! Save some for Barry!

-Malleus

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Cat Dubbish

Interested in what this cat's listening to? so am I, lets take a look at his tracklist!

Dire Straits - Money For Nothing (Giant Remix) - This song is amazing in all forms... especially Dub form.. and who better to do the remix than the one and only Giant... after Rocker & Drumstick, the deed is yours sir, and I see you've built a ridiculous dub on your newly acquired property!

Stagga - Timewarp Dub (Akira Kiteshi Re-fix) - Akira Kiteshi, Akira Kiteshi, AKIRA KITESHI, its all I see, this guy is blowing up, call the newspaper, tell the mayor! But seriously, everything Akira Kiteshi touches, turns to gold. Dub Gold. (4x more expensive than normal gold)

Rumblejunkie - Dope Angel - Perfect, fucking dope........... angel. Rumblejunkie, never heard of you, but I like that dubstep thing you're doin there then...

Bassnectar - Teleport Massive (Stagga Remix) - Now, no more words, just Bassnectar ... see? these cats are getting it!

Peace, Love, Meow

-WOO.DUB

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Serial Killerific

Hey... He had to make room back there for his subs, give the guy a break!

Noisses - End Of

That's a mighty fine, gaelic intro you've got there, Noisses... Care to indulge me with a melodic, rolling bassline? Yup.. theeere it is...

Cragga - Please Mr Postman

Cragga's dubstep refix throwback reminds me of me in my heyday. The Big Bopper every day after boy scouts, 15 cent malts with my best gal, and that unforgettable plane ride with Buddy Holly. Yeah, growing up in the 90's sure was swell.

Rusko - Do You Wanna Have A Party?

I do now, Rusko.

Toodle-oo, boys and girls

-Malleus

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Word on the street is, Steven Seagal retired from that deputy bullshit and started making dubstep...

Look at his shooting frown.. there's one angry folk singer..

*dinner bell*

Excision & Datsik - Swagga (Sleek Raw Bootleg VIP) - Click this link, then close your eyes and imagine gangster robots, not giving a fuck. Excision & Datsik style, too good. biggup boys! soon... soon..

MRK1 - Trouble Shoot - Reminds me of the way dubstep used to be... before meth addicts stole my car... *tear* MRK1, always, always good.

Starkey - Rain City - I'm not sure where Starkey gets off thinking he can make tracks this good... I almost want to just send him a present, a decorative clock or something nice. He needs to know that he's appreciated. Let's all send him a gift. Let's all send him a decorative clock.

Emalkay - Metropolis - Old favorite from Caspa's Essential Mix. Hurry up and release this, it's soooo dark. It's dark like that chocolate that doesn't even taste like chocolate, it just tastes like darknesss, somewhere within chocolate once resided, but chocolates gone now, there is only darkness... this track.. Emalkay

now that I've laughed for 3 consecutive hours at that Steven Seagal gif, I'm going to go die a happy man

peace

ps. scroll up and watch that steven bit again!

-WOO.DUB